Here’s a behind-the-scenes story at Stoutonia. Paul Lambas, our copyeditor, is attending Stout this semester from Minneapolis as an off-campus student. This means he can’t always commute and attend Stoutonia meetings in-person, instead joining through a Teams meeting. However, suddenly, strangely, sadly(?), he didn’t show up to the last meeting. After calling his household and receiving no answer, we concluded that he vanished from the face of the Earth.
We contacted his close friends, and this anonymous man (pictured) was the last man to see Lambas alive. According to the man, him and Lambas were discussing whether memes were accepted in the general channel of a Microsoft Teams server. Afterwards, he disappeared, but he “totally didn’t do it.”
If you see Paul in the Minneapolis-St. Paul, please contact us so we can put him back on the payroll. He was last seen looking like a nerd.
Written by Paul Lambas.